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USERNAME:
zombieboy

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[deadnerve]

hey

when you stop being dead and shit
and whenever we could do it

could you show me how to like shoot a gun or
use a knife or smthn

i need skills

pretend i didn't forget about this

[masticated]

do we even have guns? huh
jinx makes them


don't ask her for those i'll teach you how to use a knife

[deadnerve]

are knives more effective??

[masticated]

the fuck you mean are knives more effective

they are when you know how to use 'em

[deadnerve]

I'M TRYING TO LEARN THESE THINGS, SABER

BUT OKAY
KNIVES
SHOW ME KNIVES

[masticated]

no

knives are after you can fight me without going down in three seconds
wait that's generous

two seconds

[deadnerve]

rude

but fine

but i actually want to learn ok

[masticated]

we start tomorrow after breakfast be ready at the gym
dress in breathable clothes nothing tight

eat carbs worry about protein after

[deadnerve]

carbs is bread right

[masticated]

[.......]

do i have to make you a fuckin food pyramid?
make an egg sandwich with two eggs and drink a glass of water before comin to see me

[deadnerve]

[it's weird when-]

can u call a slur or something
i'm not used to u not like shoving me in a locker
but ok
see u after breakfast

[masticated]

[he asked, but saber's heart isn't in it:]

you're a piece of shit stop texting me

[deadnerve]

[gross ur gooey in there somewhere]

ok Papa

[masticated]

[cue saber hunting devon down with a knife!!]