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[rationalism]

[ she bonks him on the head with the book she had in her lap. it's just some bodice ripper, a highland man that looks like a ginger fabio and a woman whose bodice is literally ripped. she enjoys trash! ]

The Hobbit. Don't worry, I won't ask you to join.

[masticated]

Hey–! What the fuck is this–

[the book is quickly snatched from her hand so he can look at the cover, whistling as he does.]

You readin' a naughty book, sweetheart? Men here aren't doin' you justice?

[rationalism]

I guess not.

[ she has no shame about her filthy book choices, she would read that at the breakfast table, so she just smiles sweetly at saber. ]

[masticated]

No? [on the edge of a laugh.] What happened, boyfriend can't keep up?