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( plastered to saber's door on a friday afternoon, framed by two corners of glitter-tape, and embossed what are unmistakably ani's signature colors: )

💖 PINK SLIP 💖

TO: MR. SABER TOOTH

FROM: MISS ANI MIKHEEVA, HBIC

RE: IT'S OVER

DATE: NOW

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You've been PINK SLIPPED. Your employment under me is FINISHED, FIRED, DONE, THROUGH. Effective the second you read that shit back. If you think you get it, read it again.

REASON FOR TERMINATION:
🩷 You mistook me for a bitch who swallows disrespect. Let me correct that for you. Officially.

🩷 The position of 'crazy bitch' is already filled, and no one's doing it like me.

🩷 I'm done with dogs pissing on my floor. Cleaning house starts with you.

Return anything that's got my name stamped on it, pack your shit, and hit the door while you still got pride to lose. Letting you leave with it is me being sweet.

IMPORTANT: This ain't a negotiation, an argument, or a suggestion. Don't show up barking about it — you know security loves putting strays out on the streets.

Thanks for the memories, baby.

Ani ♡

xoxo