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@GETJINXED

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did u do any of these
be honest doggy

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fuck no. wish i'd been the one to get homelander. good for them.

i'm flattered you thought of me sweetheart but my hands are clean for this one

did you do any?

[smudgy]

[ filing away that beef. bet it’s over some other bimbo. ]

nope

[ he can imagine the pop on the p. the way she tilts her gun in hand, staring at the dulled hexgem. ]

none of these got my boom boom pow
and they put the hearts in the lead 😔

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not enough color huh?

[is she saying what he thinks she's saying...]

you tryin' to even things out? point that pretty finger somewhere and you got a deal

[smudgy]

let’s see who the good boys and girls pick out first
no point in taking down someone headed to the slammer anyway

any idea who DID do it?

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whatever kid. we'll weed 'em out.

the ones that stick out to me are homelander, paul, castiel and jake. anybody can stab anybody. lotta people focused on the throats and that's a fast and easy kill not too personal yanno?

i'd take credit for mine, you know i would. vamps are an easy target for some of 'em like paul's but

shit. know anybody who's good at torturing who ain't me?

[smudgy]

agree
probably had to be strong to tear homelander up, even without his powers

who do we know with a similar background to you?
seems like somebody trained for this

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yea and tearing a body up like that isn't peaches and cream. it's a pain the ass when you don't know how to do it and takes hours if you do. we gotta look at that body and see if the cuts are clean.

must have. we check on those new guys? that girl yelena. she knows some of the new crew. you talk to her?

[smudgy]

[ a day later. ]

looks like u won’t get to play anymore doggy :(
what do u think of ur puppy devon

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i got a few tricks up my sleeve don't give up on me yet

he doesn't have it in him to kill a man like me keep him off the table

[smudgy]

alright
i’ll believe u on this one

got any other diamonds on ur mind

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[talking like a guy who knew exactly what he was doing while setting trash on fire:]

you're gonna jump to the front of the line of hatin' me for a while
or not i kinda never know with you ;)

after talkin' to that guy adrian? yeah
he's like me if you turned me inside out one more time

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just the way u like it, tiger

[ adrian does seem…. kooky… in a very jinx and saber way. ]

huh
i see the family resemblance

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aw it's like you were made for me

if i get stuck in jail do me a favor and check his search history
bet you'll find a lotta shit on there

[smudgy]

u got it

[ she doesn’t know what that is ❤️ ]

hey
if u dont get locked up
or even if u do
wanna snipe some yellowjackets?

cw slur ?? bro its almost 2am idk

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[goddammit]

already got my eye on that blonde bitch, baby

can't do much from a cage but i'll do what i can. she pisses me off so much i'd kill any of 'em to make her lose it