open

[masticated]

poke him

Comments

[exeunts]

Like what?

[masticated]

what if i gave you a really nice gift?
so a gift in return for a gift.
do you take sacrifices ??

[exeunts]

Depends on the sacrifice. I don't like goats.

[masticated]

do you like people?

[exeunts]

You don't. It wouldn't be much of a sacrifice on your part, would it?

[masticated]

oh
no i guess not

so i have to like what i sacrifice to you?

[exeunts]

Otherwise you're not truly sacrificing anything.

[masticated]

fuck
what if i dont like anything

can i sacrifice someone who loves me?

[exeunts]

[ she doesn't reply for some time, maybe she's considering. ]

Would they be willing?

[masticated]

no

maybe.
i don't know. rain check on sacrifices for now, i guess.

[exeunts]

I'll take deferred payment for you.

[masticated]

really? how long do i have?

[exeunts]

I haven't decided yet.

[masticated]

aw thanks sweetheart
biggest i o u of my life

except for the one i have on me right now, obviously

[exeunts]

What would you like?

[masticated]

what's the limit?

[exeunts]

It would need to be commensurate with your sacrifice.

[masticated]

so if i wanted liiiikeee
invisibility or teleportation.... is that possible?

[exeunts]

Briefly, yes. Invisibility is fairly simple, I could give you both to use once each if you'd like.

Teleportation does come with some provisos.

[masticated]

briefly?
so none of it would be permanent?

[exeunts]

You're asking for quite a lot, my sweet. I cannot be your patron permanently, you belong to another.

[masticated]

i like having a lot
so no cheating huh? what if i told you i loved you every day?

[exeunts]

You wouldn't mean it.

[masticated]

you need me to mean it?
does everyone really mean it when they tell you?