open

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poke him

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cw necrophilia ref,,,,,

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hahahhahaha that's actually so embarrassing that you think theyre in love w you

give my shit back or im telling everyone you fucked that corpse we brought back last week
i'm sure thatll make them swoon!

BRUH

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if you do that i'll kill that little piece of shit friend you made.

🫢

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oh grow up

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no

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ill give you half a pack of cigs and you put my bag back in my room before im home and we call it even?

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yeah, deal! how hard was that?

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very, actually, i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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you throw up a lot arent you used to that by now

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actually ill take hurling black goo over listening to you talk any day of the fucking week

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i'm going to wash your mouth out with soap

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yeah good luck trying babe :)

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what did i say about calling me that.

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'never ever again or ill fucking kill you and wear your tendons as a belt for 4 generations'

or something like that right?

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looks like your memory isn't totally shot.
you don't want me to start calling you babygirl now do you

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[ god she's actually going to throw up this time- ]

hey maybe im into that now you don't know

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you're not
i'm not

spare us both the displeasure

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boo, boring

what are you doing

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eating cereal.
what are you doing?

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make me some i'll be home soon

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wtf
i'm not making you cereal it's 2 ingredients

step 1 and step 2. you can't follow 2 steps?

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i know it's shocking kids these days don't do shit blah blah
can you do it anyway?

ETA 15

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idk you're breaking up
i can't read

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[ !!!!!!!!! ]

please

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haha ok i was only joking
i'll make you your cereal

[when she gets home she'll find a bowl next to a box of cereal. 3 empty cartons sit next to the sink.

there is no more milk or milk variant left in the house.]

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[ maybe ash could have predicted this turn of events, but she's got no less of a sour expression on her face just because once again, saber chose to be a dick for no good reason. the thing is, the reason she even debased herself with a please is evident the minute she stomps in after him and punts one of the empty milk cartons directly at his head. her other wrist is shattered, nasty breaks that make the whole hand largely useless. she's stuck cradling it protectively near her chest, not even wrapped up yet.

it also makes retaliation difficult, but she's damn sure going to try. ]

You're a little fucking prick, you know that?