open

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poke him

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whatEver lOser
get me a pack of cigs and i'll give it back

whats so special about this anyway.

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i'm not paying you for my own shit stay out of my room
open it i hope it explodes in your face

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lol

eat dirt, etc. or you know, i'll just give it to someone else. then you'll never get it back.

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jesus christ why do you even smoke it doesn't look cool you know
is it cause you want the new ones to fuck you
do you think it makes you look hot

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i'm always hot ♥
smoking adds a jenese quois or however the fuck you spell it.

what are you jealous that they fall in love with me and not you?

cw necrophilia ref,,,,,

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hahahhahaha that's actually so embarrassing that you think theyre in love w you

give my shit back or im telling everyone you fucked that corpse we brought back last week
i'm sure thatll make them swoon!

BRUH

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if you do that i'll kill that little piece of shit friend you made.

🫢

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oh grow up

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no

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ill give you half a pack of cigs and you put my bag back in my room before im home and we call it even?

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yeah, deal! how hard was that?

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very, actually, i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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you throw up a lot arent you used to that by now

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actually ill take hurling black goo over listening to you talk any day of the fucking week

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i'm going to wash your mouth out with soap

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yeah good luck trying babe :)

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what did i say about calling me that.

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'never ever again or ill fucking kill you and wear your tendons as a belt for 4 generations'

or something like that right?

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looks like your memory isn't totally shot.
you don't want me to start calling you babygirl now do you

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[ god she's actually going to throw up this time- ]

hey maybe im into that now you don't know

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you're not
i'm not

spare us both the displeasure

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boo, boring

what are you doing

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eating cereal.
what are you doing?

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make me some i'll be home soon

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wtf
i'm not making you cereal it's 2 ingredients

step 1 and step 2. you can't follow 2 steps?