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[masticated]

poke him

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[masticated]

hahaha what?
it's some new saying kids keep throwing around. a new way to say charisma.

[exeunts]

Well I suppose I don't want a fourteen year old boy to think I'm charismatic. I'm going to take it as a compliment.

[masticated]

that's gross and you definitely don't want that.
why were you talking to a 14 year old???

[exeunts]

I come when I'm called. I can't control who calls to me.

[masticated]

every time? you show up every single time?

[exeunts]

Yes, of course.

[masticated]

that's crazy
don't you get bored?

[exeunts]

I'm patron to mostly little girls. They're deliciously unbalanced, I find myself rarely bored with them.

[masticated]

i hate kids, they don't shut up.
but you know. to each their own. if were a kid i'd like being around you.

[exeunts]

Does that mean you don't like being around me now?

[masticated]

no that's not what i meant.
i don't like being around many people but you're pretty alright

[exeunts]

Thank you. That seems high praise from you.

[masticated]

it's high praise! but you get that a lot, don't you?

[exeunts]

I give people gifts, I'm given praise and gratitude in return.

[masticated]

what kind of gifts?

[exeunts]

They ask for magic, I give it.

[masticated]

any kind of magic?
can i have some

[exeunts]

You already have a patron, my sweet.

[masticated]

wait that means you can't give me anything? because of my pact?

[exeunts]

Perhaps as a true gift, but I don't give gifts often.

[masticated]

what if i gave you something?

[exeunts]

Like what?

[masticated]

what if i gave you a really nice gift?
so a gift in return for a gift.
do you take sacrifices ??

[exeunts]

Depends on the sacrifice. I don't like goats.

[masticated]

do you like people?